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I assure you, people knew what they were getting into when they bought the game. Like "You guys! It's not a standard Senran Kagura game! There's no fighting, it's all about copping a feel on Asuke!" Yeah, like in the trailer and gameplay they show off. Where's Jeremy from CinemaSins with his *ding*? Anyway, while this tries to describe some of the mechanics and story of the game, it's more like Dom here is trying to tell on the game. It’s presented as love story, with your reflexology sessions supposedly designed to help Asuke ‘find herself’. For all intents and purposes, it’s a ‘romantic massage simulator’, where you meet Asuke – one of the main heroines from the wider series – and run your virtual hands across your body. “All pretences of making this anything other than an excuse to ogle overdeveloped schoolgirls have departed, and what you’re left with is Senran Kagura Reflexions. Now let's tear this dude apart step by step. It's an ecchi dating sim, not exactly out of this world. It's an ecchi dating sim, where players romance Asuka and use the Joy-Con to feel the jiggle physics as they give massages. Before we tear into the man, and we definitely are, because he gives gamers a bad name, let's discuss what the game actually is. I'll be taking some snippets just to mock him in context, but for the full monty of bad journalism, HERE'S the link.Īs an aside, I'm almost certain his head would explode into a cloud of fedoras and nonsense if he had to review Doki Doki Majo Shinpan!.ĭid you read it? I mean, he misspelled the girl's name! It's not 'Asuke', it's Asuka! Did you even play the game? He did it more than once. So, here's an archive link to this guy's "review" of Senran Kagura: Reflexions. However, guys might also just like to check out some skin, or even form some emotional connection with the girl, like that guy who married his dating sim waifu. Given how many guys play videogames with hot girls in them, the odds are there.

I mean, maybe? There's bound to be guys like that out there. Nowadays, people like Dom Reseigh-Lincoln of Nintendolife suggests that any hint of a girl showing skin is immediately all about a guy feeling powerful.

At least gamers had an edgy and dangerous reputation.

It's odd, feeling nostalgia for the days when videogames were being torched for being too violent.